Dads…

are the first to try Kung Pow Chicken on a newborn to see if they like hot stuff like he does.

are the ones to teach children about flight as he throws them in the air until the mother is the one left panicky and gasping.

figured out that if you put the diaper on backwards, pull off the sticky tabs and use duct tape to secure the diaper; will never be asked to change another diaper.

realize that being part of a tea party and being allowed to wear the tiara and feather boa is both an honor and a test of real manhood. Only real men can pull it off.

feel that a night of pizza and coke, staying up until midnight and watching “man movies” are required for natural development for children and know how to use the word “bonding” to persuade the mother to leave it alone.

Happy Father’s Day to The Man and to my own father. Thank you both for choosing to be great dads!

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