(Sing to the “Wheels on the Bus”)

The buzzer on the clock says 6 o’clock

6 o’clock, 6 o’clock, 6 o’clock.

The buzzer on the clock says 6 o’clock

It’s time to wake the kids.

The oatmeal on the spoon goes fling,

Fling, fling, fling, fling, fling, fling

The oatmeal on the spoon goes fling,

Fling, fling.

Momma gets the mop

The oldest child goes whine,

Whine, whine, whine, whine, whine, whine

Whine whine whine

The oldest child goes whine, whine, whine

She gets to go to time out.

The youngest child colors on the wall,

Colors on the wall, colors on the wall.

The youngest child colors on the wall,

Momma gets the sponge.

Momma smells a nasty smell, nasty smell,

Nasty smell.

Momma smells a nasty smell

Momma cleans a rump

The dog on the door goes scratch, scratch, scratch

scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch.

The dog on the door goes scratch, scratch, scratch

Momma lets him out.

Five seconds later the dog on the door goes scratch, scratch, scratch

scratch, scratch, scratch, scratch.

The dog on the door goes scratch, scratch, scratch

Momma lets him in.

Momma smells another nasty smell, nasty smell,

Nasty smell.

Momma smells another nasty smell

Momma cleans another rump.

The children on the floor go slap, slap, slap,

slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap.

The children on the floor go slap, slap, slap,

Momma sends both to time out.

The time on the clock says 7 o’clock,

7 o’clock, 7 o’clock

The time on the clock says 7 o’clock,

7 o’clock, 7 o’clock

Momma pulls out her hair.

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