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  • Dear Kitty,

    Dear Kitty, Recently I got a new phone service which gave me a new phone number. Well, a recycled phone number because 40% of all calls are for “Floyd” and he apparently needs Medicare Part D. So Floyd, if you… Read More ›

  • Dear Kitty,

    Dear Kitty, *disclaimer: this post mentions a fictional character, although the person may be very familiar to you. She is very familiar to me too. She stands at the oven with it’s interior light on so that she can closely… Read More ›

  • Dear Kitty,

    Dear Kitty, I wear one of those rubber bracelets that has a saying on it. “I love my husband – Eph. 5:22” It looks all cutesy and I’m sure it provoked a few reactions in you like “awwwww” or “that… Read More ›

  • Dear Kitty,

    Dear Kitty, *ring ring* “Hello?” “Hey girl. Whatcha doin?” “Busting my tail trying to get this house clean!” “Didn’t you have that house cleaning service coming today?” “Yes. They’ll be here in a little bit, so I got to get… Read More ›

  • Dear Kitty,

    Dear Kitty, There was an article making rounds yesterday about a “Mysterious Priest At An Accident Site.” Go ahead and read it, I’ll wait. Done? What’s your thoughts? Was it just a coincidence, twist of fate or was it the… Read More ›

  • Dear Kitty,

    Dear Kitty, Last Sunday, a very elderly man stood behind the pulpit. Spending his life dedicated to studying the Bible, he declared that he was going to tell us what exactly he had learned in all those years. Since he… Read More ›