So you have announced yourself Mr & Mrs and now everyone wants to know when you are going to add a new bundle to your family. You are a little nervous about the prospect of taking care of a human where there is potential to send that little darling straight to a therapist’s couch to tell of all the dastardly things you did for the cause of parenting. You flip a coin on just starting with a dog or going all out with a human model.
Here is a little chart to help you compare and make your ultimate choice.
|Poops in floor||Poops in floor|
|Slobbers on you||Drools on you|
|Chews on your shoes||Chews on your shoes|
|Barks when the doorbell rings||Screams when the phone rings|
|Eats off the floor||Eats off the floor|
|Requires shots||Requires shots|
|Leaves hair on the furniture||Leaves crumbs on the furniture|
|Humps stranger’s legs||Takes candy from strangers|
|Best controlled on a leash||Best controlled on a leash|
Have you made the ultimate choice? In what ways have you found the two to be comparable? Would you recommend one over the other?