If you follow my tweets you know that I have internet troubles. After finally getting a hold of someone who spoke layman terms I learned that someone close in location to me grabbed my wireless signal and for the past several weeks has used my connection to hack into other computers. So they have been monitoring my IP and been following my internet usage to see if I was the hacker.
The chic who cant set the clock on the microwave. A hacker? The only thing i have hacked in my life was a ham. I didn’t even do that well.
They would block my IP when other computers got hacked. Important computers. The kind of activity that gets black helicopters following you and a flower delivery van parked across the street. Whoever this basement dwelling, cheetos eating geek was also gave my computer a fun virus in the operating system. Thanks a lot jerk.
So everytime for the past week that I have been connected to the internet, “They” have been watching. Every time I logged into “People of Walmart”, “Cake Wrecks” and those episodes of Myth Busters on YouTube where it shows if you can actually be sucked out of a airplane due to a bomb (I swear to the guy in the florist van, it was just curiousity and not research)…THEY were watching me.
My tinfoil hat is on. Thanks a lot, you Star Trekkie with your posable Star Wars figurines watching over your copy of “Catcher In The Rye”. Now I know longer feel safe looking at the live feed from Chiapet.com.
Tinfoil secure. Laugh it up Cheeto boy.