My Big Breasts

Today I heard a commotion outside and the dogs had finally caught and wounded some of the turkeys that are always in our yard. Being the responsible carnivore, I put them out of their misery and waited until the husband got home to clean them. I haven’t gone all farm woman yet to actually clean a real turkey. I did however help with the plucking and it is decided that the girls will dress up like Indians for Halloween with authethic headresses. ‘Cause that’s how we roll.

Since I never could resist a good pun, even in the face of appearing crude….

Check out my big breasts.

Someone pass the cranberry sauce. We are feasting tonight.



Categories: daily life

16 replies

  1. I am impressed with your outdoorsy woman ways. And so responsible using all the parts of the turkey 🙂

  2. LOL that was funny! And also, yuck!

  3. You are a brave woman! No way I could touch those things! :)Hello from your newest follower, btw! I look forward to your posts!

  4. Woah lady, I am totally impressed by your turkey skillz.

  5. My dog killed a wabbit today. I was afraid it was going to come back to life and attack me, so I shoveled it up and left it my the driveway the the man to dispose of.

  6. You go girl! Now I am craving some turkey, lol.

  7. That is quite simply F.A.B.U.L.O.U.S. I LOVE it!!!!

  8. LOL! I love the pun. I think you're my favorite “chick with a gun.” Voted for you today!

  9. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, has this happened before

  10. hillarious! love it. and puns.

  11. Nice kill! And lovely breasts. I love turkey. 🙂

  12. Erm…ah…you're breasts are kinda hairy.Well, I guess that'd be more, “feathery”.Those are some big turkeys! (Why is it, that every other word ending in 'y' uses “ies” for plural…but not turkey? I don't get it.)

  13. Good Job!!!My husband taught me to deer hunt….I have killed a couple but I leave them for him to clean/haHe says he is getting me a knife for Christmas….no thanks!!!

  14. Hahaha!Seriously, I was kinda scared to click over here for fear of what I might find! 🙂

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