7:00am – Begin feeding the children and start to brainstorm about the day’s blog post.
8:00am – Wipe down children and consider writing about the healthy benefits of cereal for breakfast.
8:20am – Realize you have been reading the nutritional information on the back of the cereal box for the past 20 minutes.
8:30am – Clean cereal off the floor and consider writing a post about how many times you have to clean a house in a day when young children are present.
8:40am – The thought that you will either appear to be a whiner, inefficient house cleaner or boring squashes the idea of a cleaning post.
9:00am – Sit down to check email, community forums and Twitter trending topics for a possible blog post.
9:30am – You have now been playing Farmville for 30 minutes.
10:00am – You have now been reading all the entries on Twitter marked #iwishiknew and laughing at the typos other people do.
10:30am – You begin a post about funny typos and quickly delete it before your readers start pointing out all your errors.
11:00am – Now that the children are done with the coloring, playdough and alphabet work, you begin lunch.
11:30am – After preparing pb&j, grilled cheese, fruit and more cereal. You consider writing a post on picky children and nutrition.
11:35am – You skip that idea because you would hate to admit you just fed your child a pudding, gummy fruits and string cheese for lunch.
12:00pm – Put down children for nap. Check out community forums for a topic idea.
1:30pm – You have now been in a debate about hummus, skinny jeans and the latest episode of Dancing With The Stars for an hour and a half.
1:45 – Children up from a nap, light house keeping and dinner preparation.
*The times not represented here are a blur of laughs, tears, food, baths, diapers, potty training, etc.*
9:00pm – Find a blog hop that only requires the use of a picture for a blog post.
10:00pm – Just spent the last hour looking at baby pictures and crying. Consider chocolate chip cookie dough.
10:15pm – Decide on a picture and try to get it to load. Shake fist at Blogger’s uploading system.
10:30pm – Post done.
1:00am – Wake up and think of the best blog post ever. Chuckle to yourself over the popularity of this topic and imagine yourself accepting the Bloggy Grammy.
7:00am – Wake up and can’t remember what on earth you were wanting to write about…go look for another picture blog hop.
(By the way…I couldn’t think of a blog post today because I have oatmeal brain.)