Cave For Sale

So I am beginning to look for a cave for sale. Not to hold my family, it’s all for me.
By myself.
Kind of like a getaway place.
Skip the Italian villa, I need rock walls and lint collecting activities.

I love my husband and kids.
Ilovethem.Ilovethem.Ilovethem (keep chanting it)
But I do not like them right now.

Their need for 3 meals a day plus snacks is getting unreasonable.
Do they realize that not everyone in the world wears clean clothes everyday? Be appreciative or learn to compromise.
Trying to see how many times we can make Mommy vacuum in a day is getting pretty old.
The constant chatter. The nonstop chatter. The ceaseless all. day. long. chatter.
The crying, wailing, ripping of clothes, gnashing of teeth…wait…that’s me.

OK so its hormones. OK it will be over soon. Things will get back to a normal. We will all survive.
Wewillallsurvive. Wewillallsurvive. Wewillallsurvive. (keep chanting)

Until then I need a cave. A quiet cave.
Just for me.
To scream in.
To collect lint.
To get away from it all.
Just for now.

Categories: hormones, Pregnancy

8 replies

  1. Oh yeah…that is definitely hormones!! Just look on the bright side…be thankful that you have the ability to stay at home with you crayons and watch them grow and do fun things with them. I wish I had your problems!!~Working MommyCome on by, stay for a while and leave a comment or two!!

  2. Hey…you can come live in our TreeHouse! It'll be a bit cold, but you can collect all the lint you want and it'll be nice and quiet…'cept for the times the kids come out there! ;)Hope all is well!

  3. Can I have a time share? I'd really love to get away just long enough to want to go back.

  4. If I had a cave I would give it to you. I do have more lint than any one person should have, if you really want it.I hide in the bathroom when I have days like that…I might be spending a bit of time in there today actually.Hope you feel better soon.

  5. I always tell people I want to crawl into a nice dark hole. I think a cave might be better though ๐Ÿ™‚

  6. When you find one, let me know if there are any in a 100 mile proximity… not for me, for my family ๐Ÿ™‚

  7. Youarenotalone. Youarenotalone. Youarenotalone.

  8. Hormones? Hmmm….then what's my excuse? Altho I do agree w/ Rhonda. Sometimes it might be nice if the family had a cave to go to. Leave mama some alone time.

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