Real Moms Of Genius

Real Moms of Genius
(in light of Budweiser’s Real Men of Genius)

Today we salute you, multi-coupon, savings mother.
You tirelessly drive from discount store to discount store,
Proving that sales are where family harmony really is.
(You should have peed before we left)

Grabbing the bulk lightbulbs from the two year old and explaining to the older child
why KY Jelly is not needed with peanut butter,
you still always manage to get the best deals on green beans and Qtips.
(There is a lost child on Aisle 5)

So crack open a fresh sippie cup
And toss back a few Goldfish crackers.
And know that mothers around the world are cheering that you got
50 cents off a 55 gallon drum of Tide.
(Super multi-coupon, savings Mother!)

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6 replies

  1. That is awesome! Too funny!!!

  2. Love it! I've got that song stuck in my head now though.

  3. that is hysterical!!! Thanks for that laugh!

  4. Oh, dude!!!! Seriously, why your followers aren't like 38,000…I'll never know! You are the best! THE BEST!!!

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